A Langot's Love Story
Langot - an authentic Indian word that means underwears. Generally, In India… the friendship kindles as early as at the level of diapers eventually leading the boys to end up at near by Paan Shop for a one great “Sutta – Marlboro Cowboy Style” and they always get ready to pass a whistle going through over Gupta Auntie’s silly point position to sleek and sensual Preeti, Miss Sai Krupa Colony 2003, Daughter of Dr. Mehra… etc. As her so-called resume goes miles over, but it’s all up to us, how much our memory can afford her!!! Or vice versa-, which we doubt through various angles.
The friendship, which nurtures at the level of infancy and later on when it, carried over to the next level is known as Langotiya Frienship. And the particular friends are known as Langotiya Yaars. This kind of friendship has a special rapport compared to any others. As they share same kind of thinking because being graduated from same school of thoughts-, there neurons (those which hadn’t decomposed yet) up above their brains have similar response time and signal delays.
As far our Ms. Preeti Mehra (Resume File Lost in Translation, Error 420!!!) is concerned, Langot A always remain excited due to continuous supply of threshold energy from Langot B. “ Yaar kya phataka hai!!! ” -, Langot A says these words with uneven supply of oxygen which eventually leads his heart beat to run above 120 beats/min at the level of 30ft building height. To see his Langotiya Yaar who is in need of fresh air, Langot B takes out a binocular of greater magnification and passes it over to Langot A. As we know very well, with the rise of altitude density of oxygen reduces… but when you are taking a breath-snatching look down below the badminton court, where Ms. Preeti is resonating from one end to another like Christmas Bells…is enough reason for a professional Doctor to assign a statement to a patient-, declaring him Complete Brain Dead! And at this time Preeti’s Dad, Dr. Mehra will definitely come as handy as possible… but the statement might look little bit different in this case.
Anyway the view of badminton court got a complete scan!! Interestingly, the newer version of Photo Adobe got uploaded in Langot A’s mind; his eyes were taking snaps of Preeti like Nikon SLR and later on at the Paan Shop he will pass on requisite information like Kodak Easy Share. Whatever… Langot B’s position is very much well defined, he is assigned as Auxillary Unit which means if by any off-chance Langot A fails in this recon mission, he will collect the necessary intelligence data and send them to Langot A’s house for further processing. Later on they will have a brainstorming session on their next move with another Marlboro.
Within few days Langot A hires an agent across the enemy line. 8yr Old Viki of Block C, who shares an opposite apartment flat next to Dr. Mehra’s. As per the supplied intelligence data, Preeti runs across the Colony every morning to maintain her 32-34-36 arround 6:15am. Very Next morning Langot A & B reports Colony Park to accomplish the next level of the Operation “Preeti ko Patao”. Both of them where warming up for the special operation and here comes the heroine, the target in complete red track suit with a pony tail over her head, carrying a bottle of water in left hand. Her face is full of elegance enough to shatter hearts of near by Romeos, but for the Langots it’s a Do-or-Die Mission and both of them knew quite well, it’s a war!!
Langot B made a trail over her orbit. Langot A took the opposite direction to circle the park arround and face the target from the front. First Circle got over, neither Preeti’s eyes nor Langot A’s eyes made any contact!! In Second Circle, Langot A was sweating like a hell but a soldier always gives a fight. “ As Things gets Tough, Tough Gets Going”.. Well let see how long this soldier can bear this trauma. In Fifth Circle, Langot A received a smile all over from Preeti, after all she appreciating a person who has never woken before 10am in his damn life, but all of a sudden he is circling behind the prettiest face of the colony. At least he deserves more than a smile!!
Any way…First Contact was over. What about Langot B??? Oh my gawd!!! He is huffing like a chubby frog. “ Bloody Girls and you specifically, kya kya nahin karna padh raha tere liye ”. Any way Langot A was happy with the morning mission. In the evening, he came down to colony parking, there he saw her all over again. This time he gave a smile to her; even he got her response before time. She was standing over the main gate of the Colony, looking stunning in Pink Salwar with enchanting eyes. Her every blink was like conveying some message to Langot A in the form of Morse Code of Enigma Level. And he took every single message with an honor and dignity. The flower of love was about to blossom, the myriad minds are going to be one forever. The sound of RD Burman music was playing all over his mind especially the tune of “Vaada Karo…” was repeating again and again on his demand. The Bougainvillea were glowing like French pinkish wine over a swiss cheese, setting up a most romantic atmosphere ever occurred in his lifetime. STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here comes the Black Mitsubhusi Lancer with a stud inside. The sudden entry of the car disturbed the divine contact of love through their eyes. The Guy came out of the car, took Preeti by her arms, she was still looking at our hero with a desire, with a care, with a love. Langot A raises his hand to say the goodbye to her and his eyes were getting moist and a small drop of tears rolled over. It was more than enough to convince her how much he cared, how much he loved her. She got into the car, with her eyes still fixed over him; with the rising speed she vanished over the horizon of main road and its traffic.
Langot B was standing at the corner of parking lot, saw the whole episode through his naked eyes, he came over to Langot A and said “ Sometime we have to sacrifice lots of personal things to keep our personal beings as happy as possible.” Langot A looked at Langot B with a newfound respect and he learned a lesson to make others happy and to work for their happiness.
Months passes over!! Years Passes over!!! Langot A salutes his Langot B for the lesson of the lifetime. Sitting at the night-crawler's den, Langot A still remembers Preeti with his flash-back memory (128MB flash memory card), the images over the badminton court, the encounter at Colony Park, and the good bye at the parking lot are enough for his lifetime to discover something so worth full which can literally changes his perception towards the reality!! Still sitting over the office desk , Langot A is saying “ Kaash main tumse yeh keh pata ki mujhe tumse kitna pyaar hai.”
The friendship, which nurtures at the level of infancy and later on when it, carried over to the next level is known as Langotiya Frienship. And the particular friends are known as Langotiya Yaars. This kind of friendship has a special rapport compared to any others. As they share same kind of thinking because being graduated from same school of thoughts-, there neurons (those which hadn’t decomposed yet) up above their brains have similar response time and signal delays.
As far our Ms. Preeti Mehra (Resume File Lost in Translation, Error 420!!!) is concerned, Langot A always remain excited due to continuous supply of threshold energy from Langot B. “ Yaar kya phataka hai!!! ” -, Langot A says these words with uneven supply of oxygen which eventually leads his heart beat to run above 120 beats/min at the level of 30ft building height. To see his Langotiya Yaar who is in need of fresh air, Langot B takes out a binocular of greater magnification and passes it over to Langot A. As we know very well, with the rise of altitude density of oxygen reduces… but when you are taking a breath-snatching look down below the badminton court, where Ms. Preeti is resonating from one end to another like Christmas Bells…is enough reason for a professional Doctor to assign a statement to a patient-, declaring him Complete Brain Dead! And at this time Preeti’s Dad, Dr. Mehra will definitely come as handy as possible… but the statement might look little bit different in this case.
Anyway the view of badminton court got a complete scan!! Interestingly, the newer version of Photo Adobe got uploaded in Langot A’s mind; his eyes were taking snaps of Preeti like Nikon SLR and later on at the Paan Shop he will pass on requisite information like Kodak Easy Share. Whatever… Langot B’s position is very much well defined, he is assigned as Auxillary Unit which means if by any off-chance Langot A fails in this recon mission, he will collect the necessary intelligence data and send them to Langot A’s house for further processing. Later on they will have a brainstorming session on their next move with another Marlboro.
Within few days Langot A hires an agent across the enemy line. 8yr Old Viki of Block C, who shares an opposite apartment flat next to Dr. Mehra’s. As per the supplied intelligence data, Preeti runs across the Colony every morning to maintain her 32-34-36 arround 6:15am. Very Next morning Langot A & B reports Colony Park to accomplish the next level of the Operation “Preeti ko Patao”. Both of them where warming up for the special operation and here comes the heroine, the target in complete red track suit with a pony tail over her head, carrying a bottle of water in left hand. Her face is full of elegance enough to shatter hearts of near by Romeos, but for the Langots it’s a Do-or-Die Mission and both of them knew quite well, it’s a war!!
Langot B made a trail over her orbit. Langot A took the opposite direction to circle the park arround and face the target from the front. First Circle got over, neither Preeti’s eyes nor Langot A’s eyes made any contact!! In Second Circle, Langot A was sweating like a hell but a soldier always gives a fight. “ As Things gets Tough, Tough Gets Going”.. Well let see how long this soldier can bear this trauma. In Fifth Circle, Langot A received a smile all over from Preeti, after all she appreciating a person who has never woken before 10am in his damn life, but all of a sudden he is circling behind the prettiest face of the colony. At least he deserves more than a smile!!
Any way…First Contact was over. What about Langot B??? Oh my gawd!!! He is huffing like a chubby frog. “ Bloody Girls and you specifically, kya kya nahin karna padh raha tere liye ”. Any way Langot A was happy with the morning mission. In the evening, he came down to colony parking, there he saw her all over again. This time he gave a smile to her; even he got her response before time. She was standing over the main gate of the Colony, looking stunning in Pink Salwar with enchanting eyes. Her every blink was like conveying some message to Langot A in the form of Morse Code of Enigma Level. And he took every single message with an honor and dignity. The flower of love was about to blossom, the myriad minds are going to be one forever. The sound of RD Burman music was playing all over his mind especially the tune of “Vaada Karo…” was repeating again and again on his demand. The Bougainvillea were glowing like French pinkish wine over a swiss cheese, setting up a most romantic atmosphere ever occurred in his lifetime. STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here comes the Black Mitsubhusi Lancer with a stud inside. The sudden entry of the car disturbed the divine contact of love through their eyes. The Guy came out of the car, took Preeti by her arms, she was still looking at our hero with a desire, with a care, with a love. Langot A raises his hand to say the goodbye to her and his eyes were getting moist and a small drop of tears rolled over. It was more than enough to convince her how much he cared, how much he loved her. She got into the car, with her eyes still fixed over him; with the rising speed she vanished over the horizon of main road and its traffic.
Langot B was standing at the corner of parking lot, saw the whole episode through his naked eyes, he came over to Langot A and said “ Sometime we have to sacrifice lots of personal things to keep our personal beings as happy as possible.” Langot A looked at Langot B with a newfound respect and he learned a lesson to make others happy and to work for their happiness.
Months passes over!! Years Passes over!!! Langot A salutes his Langot B for the lesson of the lifetime. Sitting at the night-crawler's den, Langot A still remembers Preeti with his flash-back memory (128MB flash memory card), the images over the badminton court, the encounter at Colony Park, and the good bye at the parking lot are enough for his lifetime to discover something so worth full which can literally changes his perception towards the reality!! Still sitting over the office desk , Langot A is saying “ Kaash main tumse yeh keh pata ki mujhe tumse kitna pyaar hai.”
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