“Funda” “menta” “list” - India Class of 2005

World is full of Fundamentalists. There classifications can compete with Archie’s or Atrix in terms of words and pages. Any way, In India it has its very own definition which as follows:

“FUNDA” given by “MENTAL” people in an abstract “LIST” is collectively known as “FUNDAMENTALIST”

To support that above “funda”, we got our very own live examples enough to kick out the real ass out of you. So buckle up your seat belts, if you had any… or else just forget about it, after all it’s India My Baby… Just break the broken rules.

Here I am presenting a List of newly acquitted Fundamentalist of Indian System, most of the rankers were extreme backbenchers of the class, but all due to good guidance and education given by our very own UPA (Ulta Pulta Alliance) administration, they have performed par above anyone’s expectation. Bravo!!!! This is the way that India Graduates!!

Fundamentalist Rank No: 1
Awarded to: MCD Delhi
Stars: *****
CGPA: 10/10

Mental Centurions for Demolition or Municipality Corporation of Delhi all are quite same. They came from nowhere and became India’s most wanted fundamentalist by demolishing some 18000 illegal constructions in & around Delhi. They proved themselves enough to scare the shit out of local citizen’s ass.

Their Anthem of MCD: “ Main hoon Don (Delhi’s Only Nuisance)”




Fundamentalist Rank No: 2
Awarded to: Merrut Police Department, UP
Stars: ****(1/2)
CGPA: 9.98/10

If you have a sexy girl friend and dreaming for a long drive, then don’t visit Merrut (U.P). Why??? Even holding her hand will get you a free trip to a local “hawalat”. And most of the male cops will give “hawa” and lady cops will give you lots of “laat”, and as far as the bonus rewards are concerned, you will have plenty of options to choose from lucrative packages including “Solid GPL (Gand Pe Laat)” from her parents.

Merrut Cop’s National Anthem: “Chod Diya Jaye… Ya Maar Diya Jaye…Bol tere saath kya suluk kiya jaye…”


Fundamentalist Rank No: 3
Awarded to: Natwar Singh & Associates
Stars: ****
CGPA: 9.92/10

“I am not Guilty”, ok boss we do know about it… so tell me now what to do?? “Tel bech so Gaya tu… marwane bhaita tera bhooth…”

Fundamentalist Rank No: 4
Awarded to: Lucknow Police Department, UP
Stars: ****
CGPA: 9.84/10

Are you Gay??? If Yes!! You are under arrest under IPC 377. Biggest blunder of its own kind in the land of Kamasutra where being a gay in past centuries was not a social taboo.

Fundamentalist Rank No: 5
Awarded to: D.K Panda (Former IG Rules-UP Police)
Stars: ****
CGPA: 9.81/10

Kalyug’s Radha, our very own D.K Panda got famous for his lipsticks, bindis, salwars, dupattas and of course his petticoats (who can forget that…). A public “pitayi (thrashing)” by her wife and a public dance with eunuchs was the talk of the town. Great Going Panda Ji!!

Panda Ji’s Anthem: “Inhi logon ne le liya Dupatta mera…”

Fundamentalist Rank No: 6
Awarded to: Gurgaon Police Department
Stars: ***
CGPA: 9.75/10

“Eh ki Honda Hai?” The ultimate tribal dance flashed all news channels, in which Gurgaon Police Dept. Pandus used their “laathi” skills to tackle 1000+ Honda factory employees who were mere a spectator for a peaceful cause which forced Harkishan Singh Surjit of Communist India to say “ Yeh Sab Honda Hai?”

Anhthem: “ Gur (gaon) naal ishq (police’s danda) mitha…ohhh ke rabba lagne kise nu jaaweee…Oh…oh rabba ishq (police’s danda) mitha”

Fundamentalist Rank No: 7
Awarded to: Shakti Kapoor & Aman Verma
Stars: ***
CGPA: 9.71/10

“Aaaoooo Lolitaaa!!! I am trapped in your booby traps.” Yes, this is the Shakti the power to propel female newcomers to the bollywood stardom where once upon a time when public used to search heroines inside a cloth, but now the same one are searching the cloth on the heroines. Happy Searching!!! Just Google It!!! Baby

Shakti’s National Anthem: “Aaaa Aaaa eeee ooooo ooooo Mera dil na todo…”

Fundamentalist Rank No: 8
Awarded to: Preeti Jain & Madhur Bhandarkar
Stars: ***
CGPA: 9.64/10

“I got raped by Madhur”, commented by Preeti Jain with a smile on face. Amazing…isn’t it?? No Further Comment!! …Please

Preeti’s national anthem: “ Satyam Shivam Sundarm…”

Fundamentalist Rank No: 9
Awarded to: Greg Chappell & BCCI
Stars: **
CGPA: 9.51/10

Greg Chappell- Dada’s nightmare played an important innings to destroy vagabonds of Indian cricket by disposing the former captain into the trash bin of BCCI Windows Operating System. Now it’s all up to the powerful compilers to use Alt+Ctrl+Del to reboot the whole system or simply expect a total crash!!!

Greg’s National Anthem: “Nothing else maters – Metallica”


Fundamentalist Rank No: 10
Awarded to: Mumbai Dance Bar Girls
Stars: **
CGPA: 9.49/10

From varieties of bustier-low cut/deep gully-backless cholies to mini-ghahgras, Mumbai dance bar girls are now looking for other professions to enhance the skills of jhatka and matka’s from dance floors to bedroom floors. All you can expect a new wave of fundamentalism approaching inside your bedrooms where wives have to be more compeititive and ready-to-be-banged to keep these dangerous sexually over active kittens out of the authorized perimeter. So a advise to the men –“play safe”, and a advise to the women –“be the strong opponent, keep other opponents out of bay and play WILD”

Those who missed the list of top 10 “fundoos” (missed by few inches only…):

1. Fire Brand “Uma Bharti”
2. Delhi’s Godfather-in-exile “Madan Lal Khurana”
3. BJP’s pracharak: Joshi the “Sex Machine”
4. Kendriya Loh Path Gamini Mantri (Union Railway Minister): Laloo Prasad Yadav
5. Praveen Togadia, VHP
6. Salman Khan, Vivek Oberoi and Aishwariya Rai.
7. Operation Duryodhan’s MPs
8. Amar Singh & his Tap Dancing skills
9. Ekta Kapoor and Balaji Teleflims.
10. Aamir Khan’s Mangal Pandey

My words: Since for prolong years I have given lots of fundas over this blog by using my dead-meat-a-like neurons and each fundas has accumulated into the archives which you can access through your left hand side given list…these lines are quiet enough to entitle my confession as a respectable self-conclusion of being myself a self-proclaimed fundamentalist of the new genre of blog sphere. I am really thankful to each and every soul at this blog for dropping by and giving me lots good piece of advises, love, devotions and etc. Too much to say… and too less time, so cutting in short… I would like to forward my deepest gratitude through my deepest part of my heart to every single soul who reads my blog and derives the happiness from my words & from me. Thank You!!!